Para's Parade

Para: Had a LotR marathon with a friend this weekend. Throughout all three movies Pepper was howling that she wanted to look after the ‘poor kids’ and Jaden was whinging about how he’s Faramir and Parker is Boromir. Sometimes I hate my mind.

Anonymous asked: The sun or the stars?

Pepper: Stars.

Jaden: Sun.

Anonymous asked: What is the function of a rubber duck?

Jaden: Well -

Para: You don’t get to answer that one. Pepper’s around.

Jaden: Then close her ears!

Para: No. Quiet.

Pepper: I don’t understand… Rubber ducks are for kids in the bath, aren’t they? What does Jaden mean??

Anonymous asked: “Some say the world will end in fire. Some say in ice.” Which way would you prefer?

Jaden: Fire.

Pepper: I… I don’t know… Ice. Freezing is still better than burning.

Anonymous asked: Do you believe we are doomed to repeat the mistakes of the past?

Jaden: Yes.

Pepper: No!

Anonymous asked: Are you street smart or book smart? Neither?

Jaden: I’m just smart. Period.

Pepper: Street smart. No contest.

Anonymous asked: If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?

Jaden: Because the world hates me, I’ll probably come back as a woman.

Pepper: I really don’t know… Probably a cat? Those seem to be popular…

Anonymous asked: What is your favourite genre of music?

Pepper: Pop rock. Or Disney!

Jaden: Metal rock, alternative rock or metal. 

Anonymous asked: When you get scared, what do you do? Do you run around screaming or freeze up in shock?

Jaden: Neither. I attack right back.

Para: They mean really, really scared. You do have fears, Jaden.

Jaden: Fine. Freeze.

Pepper: Freeze, definitely.